Jotting Inverter

Just thought I'd share a bit of what Brian Regan said last night. I don't remember it exactly word for word, but it went something like this.

"My doctor told me I should eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.

I must have jotted it down wrong because I ended up eating breakfast like a king, lunch like a hippopotamus, dinner like an 800-pound gorilla and a midnight snack like a humpback whale.

I must have inverted something when I was jotting notes. People call me the jotting inverter. They think I don't hear them say that, but I do."