Dear spring (the season),
I love you and I miss you like crazy. Could you please come soon?
Love,
A California girl who is sick of being cold
Dear midterms,
Do you have an end?
No love,
A sleepy student
Dear Bookstore,
Really? A work shift starting at 6:30am on a Saturday?
Confused lack of understanding,
A wife who wanted to sleep in tomorrow
Dear life,
Must you really get harder in the future? How will I manage you?
Sincerely,
A lover of living
Dear creepers trying to break into Wymount apartments,
In the words of President Dieter F. Uchtdorf: STOP IT.
Again- no love,
A slightly paranoid woman
Dear girl typing to no one,
Go to sleep.
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2 comments:
I didn't know people were trying to break into Wymount! You should set up booby traps like in Home Alone. That would be awesome.
Lol. That would be awesome. Too bad I don't have paint cans or stairs in my apartment. (I don't remember anything else he uses.)
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